politics. by first graders

With today being election day, this seemed appropriate.
Today in first grade, I learned about politics.

boy: I don't want Obama to win because he smokes.
girl: What do you mean?
boy: I mean he smokes....
girl: (sits there confused)
boy: Like he does drugs!
girl: Some drugs are good.


girl: Did you know that obama is going to cut everyone open and put chips in their arms?


girl: Obama will win because my mom is always right.


boy: I love Mint Ramen


Our class had a mini election with a voting booth and all....
Results:

Obama: 11
Romney: 12